How Does Cristiano Ronaldo’s Return Change Manchester United’s Investment Thesis?

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Sports, the world over, are an escape. They allow us to leave our everyday lives and watch a group of 20-somethings bash each other about for a few minutes, all in the name of a trophy or a cup or a bowl. They’re a way for strangers to wear the same…