Why Tesla Could Become The World’s Biggest Company

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Oh boy. Where to start. I guess first of all: this is a car company, and I will refer to it as such. I don’t need you chirping at me on Twitter. Yeah, I get it. “BuT iT’s So MuCh MoRe” I hear you croon. Yeah, we’ll get to that. First and foremost, this bitch makes cars, so we’ll jump into that…